lizdexia:

party like it’s 2004: a middle school mixtape

Put on your best party dress (from Kohl’s, natch), your platform flip-flops, and your hair mascara. It’s time for the end-of-the-year dance, chaperoned by your gym teacher Mr. Belcher and your evil-bitch art teacher Mrs. Bjerke (sounds like beer-key but should’ve rhymed with BEE-JERK, ‘cause that’s what she was). No freak dancing allowed, kids. Sodas are $1 at the concessions table.

1. Yeah! | Usher ft. Lil Jon
2. Since U Been Gone | Kelly Clarkson
3. 1985 | Bowling for Soup
4. Bad Day | Daniel Powter
5. Sk8er Boi | Avril Lavigne
6. Crazy in Love | Beyonce
7. Dirty Little Secret | All American Rejects
8. The Reason | Hoobastank
9. Hey Ya | Outkast
10. My Humps | Black Eyed Peas
11. The First Cut is the Deepest | Sheryl Crow
12. Rock Your Body | Justin Timberlake
13. She Will Be Loved | Maroon 5
14. Work It | Missy Elliott
15. White Flag | Dido
16. Pieces of Me | Ashlee Simpson
17. Leave (Get Out) | Jojo
18. Milkshake | Kelis
19. Hollaback Girl | Gwen Stefani
20. Mr. Brightside | The Killers
21. Stacy’s Mom | Fountains of Wayne
22. So Yesterday | Hilary Duff

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kendrawcandraw:

kissedmequiteinsane:

nailed it

OH MY GOD

• I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
• When chemists die, they barium.
• Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
• I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
• I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
• This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
• I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
• I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
• They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
• We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
• Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
• Broken pencils are pointless.
• I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
• What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
• I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
• All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
• I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
• Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
• A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
• The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
• Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

albinwonderland:

don’t fuq wit us

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heathermione:

So what I’m getting is, Chris basically lives for costume parties…

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lil-lis:

fuckyeahmovieworkouts:

Glee workout!!

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This is a genius idea and is way better than just sitting on my butt for Glee marathons!

oblongpenguin:

crayoladinosaurs:

cumberbitchsandwich:

clock-watcher:

Hi-res pix:  Lara Pulver arrives at the Arqiva British Academy Television Awards 2012 on May 27, 2012 in London.

She’s gotta be hiding a crop somewhere.

Ma’am, you are Flawless.

I really liked her hair.

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loveukurt:

Glee Cast on Cupcake Wars

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